12 Reasons to love being a Mother!

1. You relish in the moment of your children's bad behavior.
2. You are looking for your next fix of Diet Coke and it is only 9 a.m.
3. All your clothes look like you have just had a food fight with the whole student body of an elementary school.
4. "Sleep" is not a word in your vocabulary. What is sleep anyway.
5. Who needs sleep when you have "Diet Coke" or Starbucks.
6. You listen to every song on the Radio (even the Disney songs) as loud as you can to drown out your kids screaming.
7. You know every word of every song that Hannah Montana or the Jonas Brothers sing and or every Disney song ever produced.
8. Dr. Laura is your best friend. Rush is your 2nd best friend.
9. Your children want to know if the people talking on the radio are real people and when can we listen to the Disney Station.
10. Your kids don't like to eat anything you make unless it is Pizza, Mac N' Cheese & Corn Dogs.
11. You hate shopping because you have to take all the kids and that is a complete nightmare.
12. You join Weight Watchers or a Gym because it will get you away from the kids for a couple of hours a week. Plus you might loose some weight as an added bonus.